Welcome to McDonald's
We've got fries and shakes
We'll make anything you want
And our cookies are fresh-baked
Hey, kid, you're backing up the line
So give your order please
If you got the money, sonny
You'll get extra cheese

At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Have some food smothered in
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease, grease
Ugh, ugh... this food is all diseased

Welcome to McDonald's
You deserve a break today
It might just give you a heart attack
But that's the price you pay
It's only $7.99
For an extra value meal
Big Macs taste like cardboard
But hey, man, it's such a deal
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
It tastes like, like, like, like gasoline
Oh, I, I see you turning green

Uggghh
Eww... eww... eww... ewww... ewwww...

Welcome to McDonald's
The food gets worse here everyday
The crap we serve is inedible
It's made from dog hair and clay
If you got a hunger for what you see
You need help psychologically
You can eat anything you want
But when you get sick, don't blame it on me

At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Have some food smothered in
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease, grease
Ugh, this food is all diseased

So take this quarter pounder
Try and choke it all down
Choke it down, suck it down, all down
Yuuuuu-u-u-ck!!

You know where you are?!
You're at McDonald's, lady!
We don't serve Whoppers heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere...

At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Watch it swim in pools of
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease, grease
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Tastes like, like, like, like gasoline
McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Watch it bring you to your
sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees
Down in McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Don't eat one more burger
It's gonna bring you down!
Huh!