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Anonymous — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:00:04 CDT

beileve it or not, but this is my mom's friend's nephew! Yeah!!!

Some More Silly Lyrics

Lizarddawizard — Fri, 16 May 2008 22:52:17 CDT

Welcome to McDonlads
may i take your order please?
you can have a big mac meal
or a hamburger with cheese

although we'll spit on your mcnuggets
and drop your burgers on the floor
but as long as you've got money honey
i'd feed it to you raw

at McDonalds,
welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pleease pleease
(oowah) i, i wanta take your cash

welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order please?
you can have happy meal
but you'll probabaly get rabies

we'll cook anything we find
as long as you will eat it
we'll put Rats and cats and dogs and hamsters
in a chicken nugget

at McDonalds,
welcome to McDonalds
your my, my, my, my assistant cashier
(oowah) i, i wanta take your cash

weird guitar solo

welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order please?
you can have a cheeseburger
that comes with rat faeces

you could have a happy meal
but it wouldn't make you happy.
i wouldn't try the chicken wings
they taste incredibly crappy

at McDonalds,
welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pleease pleease
(oowah) i'm gunna take your cash

weird guitar solo

if you work here
you'll remain a virgin
vir-gin
vir-gin
vir-gin
vir-gin

weird guitar solo

you know where you are?
you're at McDonalds baby
you're gunna some form of mild poisoniiiiiiiiinnnng

at McDonalds,
welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pleease pleease

at McDonalds
welcome to McDonalds
your my, my, my, my assistant cashier

at McDonalds,
welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pleease pleease

now at McDonalds
welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order,
i'm gonna take your order NOW!!!
HUUGGGRR!!!!

Some Silly Lyrics From Guns n' Roses

Lizarddawizard — Fri, 16 May 2008 22:40:23 CDT

Welcome to McDonald's
We've got fries and shakes
We'll make anything you want
And our cookies are fresh-baked
Hey, kid, you're backing up the line
So give your order please
If you got the money, sonny
You'll get extra cheese

At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Have some food smothered in
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease, grease
Ugh, ugh... this food is all diseased

Welcome to McDonald's
You deserve a break today
It might just give you a heart attack
But that's the price you pay
It's only $7.99
For an extra value meal
Big Macs taste like cardboard
But hey, man, it's such a deal
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
It tastes like, like, like, like gasoline
Oh, I, I see you turning green

Uggghh
Eww... eww... eww... ewww... ewwww...

Welcome to McDonald's
The food gets worse here everyday
The crap we serve is inedible
It's made from dog hair and clay
If you got a hunger for what you see
You need help psychologically
You can eat anything you want
But when you get sick, don't blame it on me

At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Have some food smothered in
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease, grease
Ugh, this food is all diseased

So take this quarter pounder
Try and choke it all down
Choke it down, suck it down, all down
Yuuuuu-u-u-ck!!

You know where you are?!
You're at McDonald's, lady!
We don't serve Whoppers heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere...

At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Watch it swim in pools of
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease, grease
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Tastes like, like, like, like gasoline
McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Watch it bring you to your
sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees
Down in McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Don't eat one more burger
It's gonna bring you down!
Huh!